Our Big Day ^^ ~~270708 ~~^^

Message from Asu & VL:

Thank you all for your attendance last night. You all indeed made the night Special for both of us. We feel so blessed with u guys around^^

Below are some ss taken, do hope you guys like them.

Special thanks to Petwin & Meiki for helping with the ss. ^^

A side note from VL to Asu :

Dear..thank you for everything that you have done for me ^^ Thank you for your patience & understanding ^^ & lastly, thank you Lord that I found you ^^

GPQ On 26 July 2008

Thanks To Those Coming For GPQ, Though We Didn't Manage To Complete But We Were Having A Great Time Together =D

Looking Forward To Next GPQ... Jiayou All ^^

Jokes To Share ^^

S.H.I.T. (Special High Intensity Training)

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job, training others.

We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF EXTRA EMPLOYEE PROGRAMMING (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you.
BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

VL's Newly Set Up Sotong Store =)

One Sunny Morning....as usual, VL was in her shop promoting her newly launch Sotong snack. Just then, she saw a potential buyer walking passed. Immediately, she started to promote her snack to him...

However, he was a little abit reluctant to give a try as he was afraid he will turn "Blur" after consumption. So, VL assured him that though her 'Sotong Pet' snack might cause a little Blur-ness, but it will not be as bad as he thought.

Having VL's words of assurance, finally he decided to buy some and let his buddy, Petwin to have the honor of being the first to try.^^ **Munch Munch**

ps: Thks Pet...for letting to use ur name in tis short-film ^^

We Gone Fishing ^^

Our fruitful day at the Fishing Lagoon ^^

Brighten Up Ur Dazes...

Hey all...it's been long since i posted any jokes here. Hmm...got one to share today ^^ Enjoy ya!


Mr. Singh and Mr. Singh, two friends not noted for their depth of intellectual aptitude, were applying for a visa to visit their relatives in the town of London Transport, England. The first Mr. Singh was interviewed by the officer in charge.

"Well, Mr. Singh, all we need to know is whether you have the mental resources to survive your trip to London", he said, demonstrating his cultural understanding of the applicant. "Let's see, now - if I poke you with this pencil in your left eye, what will happen?

"I'll be blinded in my left eye, sir".

"Very good, Mr. Singh. Now, if I poke you with the pencil in your right eye, what will happen?"
"I'll be blinded in my right eye, sir, and I won't be able to see anything at all."

"Well, Mr. Singh, you've passed with flying colors. Enjoy your trip."

Mr. Singh then rejoined Mr. Singh in the waiting room, and described his experience. "It was being very easy, Mr. Singh. That very nice officer Sahib ask you two questions, and you are answering only "I'll be blinded in my left, eye, sir", and then "I'll be blinded in my right eye, sir, and I won't be able to see anything at all", and then you are getting the visa straight away."

So the second, and slightly more comprehension-impaired Mr. Singh, went into the interview room. The officer took the same approach: "What would happen if I took these scissors and cut off your left ear?"

"I'll be blinded in my left, eye, sir".

"Hmmm. What would happen if I cut off your your right ear?"

"I'll be blinded in my right eye, sir, and I won't be able to see anything at all."
The officer was a little perplexed by these answers. "Now Mr. Singh, I find your answers very difficult to understand. How could it be that cutting off your ears would have anything to do with your eyesight?"

"Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear - I should be explaining myself. If you cut off my left ear, my turban will fall down on the left side and cover my left eye and I'll be blinded in one eye. And then if you cut off my right ear, my turban will also be falling down on the right side and I'll be blinded in my right eye and I won't be able to be seeing anything at all!"

Mr. Singh got his visa.